Premiered at the 7x7 Play Festival in July 2022 at the Tank in New York City. F*** My Life, is about Norman Guy, a miserable piece of shit who complains about how awful his life is until the personification of his life (Mai Life) magically appears to pick a fight. Mai Life makes a deal with Norm saying if he fights in a match and wins, Life will leave him alone and Norm can choose any life he wants. But all Norm does is talk about how he’s going to beat Life, doing nothing about it until Life provokes him to throw a punch.